Ruling With a Sequined Fist

Carpenters come in many forms, but they all have one thing in common: they get paid to nail stuff.  Maybe if you’re lucky you’ll get to put a hard hat on.  Carpenters, essentially, build things using their hard wood.  They may build houses, buildings, or furniture.  The benefits of carpentry are numerous: plenty of sunshine and thus a tan, lots of exercise, masculine posing, eroticized working-class clothing in multitudes, well-worn boots, and a workplace full of other dudes.  Remember: after walls go up in the house, there are plenty of places to sneak off during lunch or after-hours. Offer to give your new playmates an after-dark tour of the site and you’ll have no trouble getting dates.