Ruling With a Sequined Fist

It’s hard to say for sure if gay men pursue hypermasculine jobs in reality or simply as a porno plot device, but either way the idea is firmly planted in, at minimum, every member of the village people. By this point it’s clear that not all the boys debarking ships during fleet week are looking for girls, so there’s a market. And if it will get your dick sucked, plenty of boys will sign up. Remember: you need to do more than buy the costumes to actually do the work.

Hypermasculine jobs: police officer, construction worker, carpenter, military worker, lumberjack, trucker, motorcycle mechanic, prison guard, rock star.