Ruling With a Sequined Fist

Gay men are notoriously shallow. You could fight this urge and become an academic, or you could simply accept it and make your money-making enterprise the pursuit of being hotter than everyone else. Straight people are capable of this work as well, but no one knows how to pick out acceptably revealing clothing to flesh out their physique quite so well as your fellow homos. Go hit the gym and get paid!

Jobs that will make you look good naked: personal trainer, aerobics instructor, construction worker, lifeguard, model.