“My native habitat is the theater. In it I toil not, neither do I spin. I am a critic and commentator. I am essential to the theatre.”
—Addison DeWitt in All About Eve
Let’s face facts: all gay men think they have spectacular taste. Indeed, as gays grow older they find their youthful abs become harder to keep up and realize that perhaps its time to gather a collection of interests and opinions on art, writing, theater, food, wine, design styles, or a multitude of other objectifications. It is nearly impossible to interact with gay society without believing in your taste. Over time you get better and better and develop outrageous snobbery based around your impeccable tastes. At that point why not get paid to be a snob?
Jobs requiring cultivated taste: critic, sommelier, antique dealer, interior designer, event planner, DJ, academic, archivist, being Joan Rivers.
