A reader writes in:
Q: How did you get to be so wonderful - oh wait I meant divine!
A: Well, my dear, like most things in life it involves working very, very hard…when no one is looking. Obvious struggling is quite tragic and ill composed. I got to be as wonderful as I am by practicing the fine arts of faggotry for many, many years. Now it seems entirely effortless and it should—otherwise something is amiss. You too, dear reader, can become this divine. It will help to know what divinity is, though.
Divinity—not referring to the peerless drag queen or a state of spiritual completion—is practicing the art of being perfect in everyday life. If you truly believe that you are indeed divine then nothing can harm you. Certainly not the haters saying terrible things to you…they are merely jealous that you are so unimaginably fabulous. If you engage in daily divinity exercises then you will soon become a perfect human being.
In order to achieve this, naturally, you must first identify what is perfect for you. As debating aesthetics is such a dreary way to waste an evening, I’ll simply assume that you know. Now: believe that you are already perfect, behave in public as though this were the case, and work tirelessly in your free time to be sure that the choices you make and the skill sets you build further your divinity. If glamour were a weapon, divinity is your armor.
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